The Toys of Peace

Put out that damn cigarette.

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Pick an age you’ve been and sum it up in ten words or less.

sarahb:

25: I hope the pizza guy can’t tell I’ve been crying

19: I LOVE that my belt is a hemp rope.

20: It’s sad how little self-awareness teenagers have.

29. Where did that sophomore get that cool belt?

  1. lodessa reblogged this from sophiahelix and added:
    I have only listened to this song a few hundred times in a row. I must listen to it again right now.
  2. chaosmuppettheory reblogged this from sarahb and added:
    14: My grandmother’s hand-me-downs are not back in fashion yet....booked a one-way ticket...
  3. stealurgil reblogged this from ouyangdan and added:
    5: Everything hurts but I’m going to play anyway. 15: Everything hurts and I can’t get out of bed to go to school. 21:...
  4. somuchshining reblogged this from sarahb and added:
    laugh every time I read this. All true things are funny…
  5. craftybutcher reblogged this from sarahb and added:
    14-19: I’m in love and want to kill myself. Where’s Ian? No really, where’s Ian? 26-29: Yippee, you’ll have sex with...
  6. jayemoh said: 18: This nautical star tattoo is so me.
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  8. drownedgold reblogged this from sarahb and added:
    13: Reading fantasy novels from...adult section of the library. No one understands my...
  9. metteusatoll reblogged this from nitrostreak and added:
    yell… 13: BAR MITZVAH WOO EIGHTEEN, it has a one and an eight!...only now know how...
  10. janeann reblogged this from sarahb and added:
    17: What kind of henna tattoo should
  11. nitrostreak reblogged this from magesmagesmages and added:
    10: This stick is the best pet snake. Horses are great. Fuck everything I quit. Horses are great. Maybe I’ll actually...
  12. morbid-daydream reblogged this from magesmagesmages and added:
    13: Wow, look at all this GAY! I need a job. Holy shit, driving is scary!
  13. mister-biscuits reblogged this from barbeauxbot and added:
    that shit! GIVE ME ALL THE VIDJA GAMES. I’M A RESPONSIBLE ADULT! LOL JK.
  14. ouyangdan reblogged this from magesmagesmages and added:
    15: Bye Mom. Drink All the Things! Play All The Music! Oh shit that person just came outta me.
  15. curiouslilbird reblogged this from magesmagesmages and added:
    turn… 5: OMG THE CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS SNOOPY DANCE ASDLKJG:SDL:LKJRSK
  16. magesmagesmages reblogged this from barbeauxbot and added:
    8: BYE DAD. Hello husband! HOLY FUCK THAT HURTS.
  17. barbeauxbot reblogged this from decanted and added:
    7: Holy shit I can read already. 17: Holy shit I have guaranteed acceptance to law school already. 27: Holy shit I’m a...
  18. decanted reblogged this from danielleh and added:
    13: If I yell enough, they’ll turn liberal, right? 23: My baby’s life is ruined because I lactate insufficiently. 33:...
  19. humblecore reblogged this from sarahb and added:
    17. The internet will solve all my problems. Except one. 24. If my British roommate can’t explain what a chav is… 26....
  20. helenjane reblogged this from sarahb and added:
    11. This rock tumbler is going to make me so popular. 19. One more tattoo would be super cool. 23. No one understands...
  21. spontaneouscake reblogged this from sarahb and added:
    I can’t stop!!! If I try hard enough I can become a mermaid Reading gardening books in the library, seeing my crush...
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  23. danielleh reblogged this from sarahb and added:
    Alternate: 15: Call my grandma,...got detention. 25: Call me tomorrow, I’m still drunk....
  24. sophiahelix reblogged this from sarahb and added:
    alternate officer of the Drama Club 16: But what if the VCR didn’t tape X-Files? 18: Class starts at ten on Friday?...
  25. musiclily reblogged this from sarahb and added:
    19: Boys like it when you dress like what now?
  26. bigmisterc reblogged this from sarahb and added:
    26: How the fuck did I wind up here?
  27. sarahb reblogged this from freerangenalini and added:
    I Sea and Caked too, man
  28. toysofpeace reblogged this from sarahb and added:
    19: I LOVE that my belt is a hemp rope. It’s sad how little self-awareness teenagers have. 29. Where did that sophomore...